Ugh, it's that guy.
Mitch Moreland tosses a ball toward a kid in the Rangers Ballpark stands. That guy snatches it away. The kid starts crying. That guy makes out with his girlfriend.
Someone tosses the kid a new ball. That guy gets called out in front of every fan watching the YES Network.

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